Have you ever used any of these stock phrases with end users?
Bill Detwiler - TechRepublic | 03/09/09
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Well I can't know everything
keith@... | 03/10/09
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Who? Where?
jeffbeall@... | 03/10/09
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Or...
Becca Alice | 03/10/09
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I've never seen that before...
h.toms@... | 03/10/09
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Is Google a support tech's best friend or a crutch?
Bill Detwiler - TechRepublic | 03/10/09
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Google Helps A Lot
k_indy@... | 03/10/09
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I wouldn't call it a crutch
john@... | 03/10/09
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You can't know all of the system errors....
TechRepublic@... | 03/10/09
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Good one!
zynn | 03/11/09
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What I DON'T say.
Support Slug | 03/10/09
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Damn Son...
John.Schupp | 03/10/09
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Ahmen
seanm@... | 03/10/09
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too true
dsmith@... | 03/10/09
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Right on, John!
Becca Alice | 03/10/09
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Don't have time???
Support Slug | 03/13/09
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Sounds like you have a lot of pent-up anger
Bill Detwiler - TechRepublic | 03/10/09
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Sounds like you don't have enough.
Support Slug | 03/13/09
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wow your in the wrong profession
Shirokit | 03/12/09
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Seek Help
Support Slug | 03/13/09
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You are the problem Mr. Slug
john.mantsch@... | 03/18/09
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You are clueless Mr. Mantch
Support Slug | 03/20/09
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Diplomacy
snideley59@... | 03/14/09
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Ah, diplomacy...
Support Slug | 03/14/09
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It's not like a computer's behavior is deterministic.
dryflies | 03/10/09
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Google and tech support
azmichaelm@... | 03/10/09
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Google is my Hero!
sfisher@... | 03/10/09
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Are You kidding?
service@... | 03/11/09
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Google is the 21st century encyclopedia of everything
lloyd.frazier@... | 03/11/09
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Its our best friend
Shirokit | 03/12/09
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IBM Mainframe support says "Google it!"
dbecker@... | 03/10/09
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And other manufacturers
kadybee@... | 03/11/09
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Re: Well I can't know everything
charlie@... | 03/10/09
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BOFH
rjkreider@... | 03/10/09
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Simon rules
snideley59@... | 03/14/09
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user error
2WiReD | 03/10/09
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OEOEO...
pkducky@... | 03/10/09
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EEOC error
atarentus | 03/10/09
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PICNIC, PEBCAC
Super_sonix | 03/11/09
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Your on the list
blcslv | 03/10/09
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Often times I tell them that I will do something...
Roc Riz | 03/10/09
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Sounds like a PEBKAC issue....
Scottthetech | 03/10/09
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A way to inform a user issue
Hebert Consulting | 03/10/09
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Get a Confession
TechRepublic@... | 03/10/09
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You're the Tech Guy, huh?
Wally Bahny | 03/10/09
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Sheilding the coworkers from abuse
Bill Detwiler - TechRepublic | 03/10/09
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Just tell them the truth
greg.hruby@... | 03/10/09
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A useful, gentle routine with users who can't get logged in
Becca Alice | 03/10/09
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One more thing to ask.....
michael.d.whittle@... | 03/12/09
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Is anyone else experiencing the same problem?
misc.sauri@... | 03/10/09
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Honesty, Trust
richardp@... | 03/10/09
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Foot on the ground experience
richardp@... | 03/10/09
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One of my favorites to use
The Scummy One | 03/10/09
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DLL's
lori@... | 03/10/09
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My best stock phrase.
helpdesk@... | 03/11/09
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My variations
sarahwww@... | 03/11/09
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Well, it's a Microsoft program after all
lweldon@... | 03/11/09
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RTFM
dbrown@... | 03/11/09
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OSTAFU error
Shirokit | 03/12/09
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I call that OSNSCFTU
The 'G-Man.' | 05/19/09
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thats a strange one
Shirokit | 03/12/09
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They only get it 50% of the time
jguym1@... | 03/12/09
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Stock phrase
ManISKid | 03/15/09
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"That's Annoying"
smhodge@... | 03/20/09
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Super-Imposed
i.t@... | 03/10/09
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Correction
timbstoke | 03/10/09
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Another routine question
SAStarling | 03/10/09
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Helpdesk horror for the customers!
wimmo@... | 03/10/09
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The Chronicles of George
rshatto@... | 03/10/09
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Someone left a message with an email issue
The Scummy One | 03/10/09
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Could be a GUI problem
vernon.blake@... | 03/10/09
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RE: Video: Understanding what support techs say and what they really mean
Grinner | 03/10/09
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Article
Wally Bahny | 03/10/09
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That's what the transcript is for
f.lohse@... | 03/10/09
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error codes
jimstraw | 03/10/09
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Ah, well, we're all victims
dbecker@... | 03/10/09
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The three Rs of support
craig.iedema@... | 03/10/09
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The implication is self taught
BALTHOR | 03/10/09
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I'm honored
Bill Detwiler - TechRepublic | 03/10/09
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Hello
zynn | 03/11/09
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Hard to maintain self control at the best of times
foff@... | 03/10/09
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Can you e-mail me with what's going on for me please.
duckbutter_kappasig@... | 03/11/09
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I ask for emails all the time
amm@... | 03/12/09
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Please email that
ajohansson@... | 03/12/09
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RE: Video: Understanding what support techs say and what they really mean
tbmay | 03/14/09
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RE: Video: Understanding what support techs say and what they really mean
brian@... | 03/19/09
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You will make an excellent drone.
xjrfanatic | 05/15/09
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Beautiful...
Support Slug | 05/18/09
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User being flip withyou
wlewis@... | 05/19/09
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