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In last week’s IT Dojo video, we took a lighthearted look at several phrases end users often use during support calls and the hidden meanings theseĀ  phrases often have. As turn-about is fair play, it’s time to look at the difference between what IT pros often say and what they mean.

Even though we try our best to communicate honestly and clearly with our users, we have to admit that we sometimes fall back on a few handy excuses or stalling tactics. In this video, I’ll illustrate with a few examples. You decide if any of them sound all-too-familiar.

For those of you who prefer text to video, you can click the Transcript link that appears below the video player window or you can also read Jeff Dray’s download “10+ things support techs say (and what they really mean),” on which this video is based.

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Bill DetwilerBill Detwiler is Head Technology Editor of TechRepublic. Previously, he worked as a Support Tech and IT Manager in the social research and energy industries. Read his full bio and profile. You can also follow him on Twitter.

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Have you ever used any of these stock phrases with end users? Bill Detwiler - TechRepublicTechrepublic Moderator | 03/09/09
Well I can't know everything keith@... | 03/10/09
Who? Where? jeffbeall@... | 03/10/09
Or... Becca Alice | 03/10/09
I've never seen that before... h.toms@... | 03/10/09
Is Google a support tech's best friend or a crutch? Bill Detwiler - TechRepublicTechrepublic Moderator | 03/10/09
Google Helps A Lot k_indy@... | 03/10/09
I wouldn't call it a crutch john@... | 03/10/09
You can't know all of the system errors.... TechRepublic@... | 03/10/09
Good one! zynn | 03/11/09
What I DON'T say. Support Slug | 03/10/09
Damn Son... John.Schupp | 03/10/09
Ahmen seanm@... | 03/10/09
too true dsmith@... | 03/10/09
Right on, John! Becca Alice | 03/10/09
Don't have time??? Support Slug | 03/13/09
Sounds like you have a lot of pent-up anger Bill Detwiler - TechRepublicTechrepublic Moderator | 03/10/09
Sounds like you don't have enough. Support Slug | 03/13/09
wow your in the wrong profession Shirokit | 03/12/09
Seek Help Support Slug | 03/13/09
You are the problem Mr. Slug john.mantsch@... | 03/18/09
You are clueless Mr. Mantch Support Slug | 03/20/09
Diplomacy snideley59@... | 03/14/09
Ah, diplomacy... Support Slug | 03/14/09
It's not like a computer's behavior is deterministic. dryflies | 03/10/09
Google and tech support azmichaelm@... | 03/10/09
Google is my Hero! sfisher@... | 03/10/09
Are You kidding? service@... | 03/11/09
Google is the 21st century encyclopedia of everything lloyd.frazier@... | 03/11/09
Its our best friend Shirokit | 03/12/09
IBM Mainframe support says "Google it!" dbecker@... | 03/10/09
And other manufacturers kadybee@... | 03/11/09
Re: Well I can't know everything charlie@... | 03/10/09
BOFH rjkreider@... | 03/10/09
Simon rules snideley59@... | 03/14/09
user error 2WiReD | 03/10/09
OEOEO... pkducky@... | 03/10/09
EEOC error atarentus | 03/10/09
PICNIC, PEBCAC Super_sonix | 03/11/09
Your on the list blcslv | 03/10/09
Often times I tell them that I will do something... Roc Riz | 03/10/09
Sounds like a PEBKAC issue.... Scottthetech | 03/10/09
A way to inform a user issue Hebert Consulting | 03/10/09
Get a Confession TechRepublic@... | 03/10/09
You're the Tech Guy, huh? Wally Bahny | 03/10/09
Sheilding the coworkers from abuse Bill Detwiler - TechRepublicTechrepublic Moderator | 03/10/09
Just tell them the truth greg.hruby@... | 03/10/09
A useful, gentle routine with users who can't get logged in Becca Alice | 03/10/09
One more thing to ask..... michael.d.whittle@... | 03/12/09
Is anyone else experiencing the same problem? misc.sauri@... | 03/10/09
Honesty, Trust richardp@... | 03/10/09
Foot on the ground experience richardp@... | 03/10/09
One of my favorites to use The Scummy One | 03/10/09
DLL's lori@... | 03/10/09
My best stock phrase. helpdesk@... | 03/11/09
My variations sarahwww@... | 03/11/09
Well, it's a Microsoft program after all lweldon@... | 03/11/09
RTFM dbrown@... | 03/11/09
OSTAFU error Shirokit | 03/12/09
I call that OSNSCFTU The 'G-Man.' | 05/19/09
thats a strange one Shirokit | 03/12/09
They only get it 50% of the time jguym1@... | 03/12/09
Stock phrase ManISKid | 03/15/09
"That's Annoying" smhodge@... | 03/20/09
Super-Imposed i.t@... | 03/10/09
Correction timbstoke | 03/10/09
Another routine question SAStarling | 03/10/09
Helpdesk horror for the customers! wimmo@... | 03/10/09
The Chronicles of George rshatto@... | 03/10/09
Someone left a message with an email issue The Scummy One | 03/10/09
Could be a GUI problem vernon.blake@... | 03/10/09
RE: Video: Understanding what support techs say and what they really mean Grinner | 03/10/09
Article Wally Bahny | 03/10/09
That's what the transcript is for f.lohse@... | 03/10/09
error codes jimstraw | 03/10/09
Ah, well, we're all victims dbecker@... | 03/10/09
The three Rs of support craig.iedema@... | 03/10/09
The implication is self taught BALTHOR | 03/10/09
I'm honored Bill Detwiler - TechRepublicTechrepublic Moderator | 03/10/09
Hello zynn | 03/11/09
Hard to maintain self control at the best of times foff@... | 03/10/09
Can you e-mail me with what's going on for me please. duckbutter_kappasig@... | 03/11/09
I ask for emails all the time amm@... | 03/12/09
Please email that ajohansson@... | 03/12/09
RE: Video: Understanding what support techs say and what they really mean tbmay | 03/14/09
RE: Video: Understanding what support techs say and what they really mean brian@... | 03/19/09
You will make an excellent drone. xjrfanatic | 05/15/09
Beautiful... Support Slug | 05/18/09
User being flip withyou wlewis@... | 05/19/09

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