Well you could use Spock as a reference but---
BALTHOR | 08/18/08
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Your rewrite is better than the original.
santeewelding | 08/18/08
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Which Spock are you talking about?
Photogenic Memory | 08/21/08
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You laugh... out loud?
santeewelding | 08/21/08
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LOL for funerals
a.southern@... | 08/22/08
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txt mistakes
Ceespace | 08/22/08
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Can I have her number then? :o
a.southern@... | 08/22/08
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size matters
herlizness@... | 08/22/08
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Size... LOL
Tenagra71 | 08/22/08
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Have you been talking to my wife?
a.southern@... | 08/26/08
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Have you been talking to my wife?
a.southern@... | 08/26/08
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Hands off
Ceespace | 08/28/08
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OMG, I'm supposed to lie to get a job!
drl.techrepub@... | 08/22/08
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LOL ... How about the reverse situation?
Osiyo53@... | 08/22/08
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one more reverse situation!!
vekarman@... | 08/22/08
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Too true
upuaut | 08/22/08
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There's that good ol' JIC for you.
boxfiddler | 08/23/08
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Know not thy position nor rank... or be too rank.
rdtraversi | 08/26/08
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Been there, done that
TheAncient | 08/22/08
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The Grass May be Greener
brandykar@... | 08/22/08
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OVER-QUALIFIED...I hear you...
lawrence.ridgley@... | 08/22/08
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Overqualified, naw just ignorant HR
hedtke1@... | 08/22/08
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your good points about specific skills and older workers
rdrainer@... | 08/23/08
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While we're at this...
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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No Limits?
mwalkeden@... | 08/24/08
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HR
boxfiddler | 08/23/08
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You have that in tow, do you?
santeewelding | 08/23/08
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Until shown otherwise.
boxfiddler | 08/23/08
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Barge one in the same.
santeewelding | 08/23/08
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That is exactly my situation too
bratwizard@... | 08/22/08
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Exactly... and one more piece...
Tenagra71 | 08/22/08
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YES YES YES!!!!
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Yes and..
tuomo@... | 08/24/08
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Very good point ...
Osiyo53@... | 08/24/08
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It's not lying when you withhold information
alaniane@... | 08/22/08
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resumes and need to know basis
Shaun.G | 08/23/08
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Losses
aureolin@... | 08/23/08
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So does this mean....
brian@... | 08/23/08
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Pressure to lie
brad@... | 08/22/08
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my thoughts xecatly
Shaun.G | 08/23/08
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we need to relook at this problem once again
ravibn@... | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
cjdennis99@... | 08/19/08
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It happens more than I thought possible.
spacewarp@... | 08/19/08
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Job changes as soon as you accept!
debposton@... | 08/22/08
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Job descriptions
jon_saxon@... | 08/22/08
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Amen to that Cjdennis
paulmck1 | 08/19/08
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So two wrongs make a right?
dbaginski@... | 08/19/08
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It may be like that in accounts...
hnmcc | 08/22/08
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Naw...
LouCed | 08/22/08
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Yeah, impossible req = to be filled by an H1-B
Locrian_Lyric | 08/22/08
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GTS
herlizness@... | 08/22/08
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In your experience...
keith.pinster@... | 08/22/08
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Embelish truthfully...
Tenagra71 | 08/22/08
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Happened to me...
Locrian_Lyric | 08/22/08
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No, but in New York City, 3 rights make a left
Locrian_Lyric | 08/22/08
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Or the hiring manager is dodging your questions
Bassplayer and Drummer | 08/19/08
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What about the interviewers themselves?
kumseng.tkseng@... | 08/19/08
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If job ad's would be resumes..
tuomo@... | 08/19/08
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Changing Job Titles
Shaun.G | 08/23/08
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Lies or Chinese whispers
Golfloon | 08/19/08
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Now you've done it...
Tenagra71 | 08/22/08
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Or lied in the Job Advert!
a.southern@... | 08/22/08
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Spot on!!!
Violetw | 08/22/08
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Contracting/short term
a.southern@... | 08/22/08
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once the norm
rdrainer@... | 08/23/08
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True, but only if you get caught.
a.southern@... | 08/26/08
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Contractors and OJT
rdtraversi | 08/26/08
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Anywhere in the UK
a.southern@... | 08/27/08
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Yes, but what about the girls in bikinis?
bratwizard@... | 08/22/08
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Octogenarians are pushing the description "Girls"
a.southern@... | 08/26/08
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..or just incompetent agents...
ProjectCoach | 08/22/08
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Happened to me
t.wielock@... | 08/22/08
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I work with two who obviously lied...
croman130@... | 08/22/08
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HAH!
marcaccini@... | 08/22/08
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Good point
brandykar@... | 08/22/08
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two-fold problem
Shaun.G | 08/23/08
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How about 99.99999999 percent?
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
frostbite | 08/19/08
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Well, of course we do!
BaapidMakwa | 08/22/08
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Just what most employers really seem to want, so no problem?
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Resume consolidation rather
reisen55@... | 08/19/08
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good point
paulmck1 | 08/19/08
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I have two firms...
NotSoChiGuy | 08/19/08
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When past employers go out of business
Bassplayer and Drummer | 08/19/08
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Yep
NotSoChiGuy | 08/19/08
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LinkedIn !
techie.brandon | 08/20/08
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Exactly...
NotSoChiGuy | 08/20/08
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No Way
bratwizard@... | 08/22/08
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But have you noticed that they still want to know the phone numbers?
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Phone #s
herlizness@... | 08/24/08
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Usually....
NotSoChiGuy | 08/26/08
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23 Station Windows Network at home?
a.southern@... | 08/22/08
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Home Network
reisen55@... | 08/22/08
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Falsification of Documents
rolychechanova@... | 08/19/08
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Programming Language "english"
TheAncient | 08/22/08
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Um not that ancient
JamesRL | 08/22/08
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why "lie" ?
herlizness@... | 08/22/08
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Both you and English are right: HR Problem
a.southern@... | 08/26/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
gcarter@... | 08/19/08
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What if the truth is unbelievable?
gary@... | 08/19/08
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Isn't it irritating
richard.gardner@... | 08/22/08
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Welcome..
tuomo@... | 08/22/08
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There are LOTS of 1 man or 1 woman bands out there
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
ryan.latham@... | 08/19/08
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Excellent point
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Dealing with CV's
Golfloon | 08/19/08
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Perhaps missing the Boat?
sjbrouillard@... | 08/19/08
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Yep, that stuff is illegal here, too
timjgreen2@... | 08/19/08
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Managing recruitment
Golfloon | 08/21/08
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Sinking IT Manager?
hedtke1@... | 09/12/08
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Interesting, suppose it depends on what you mean by
Tony Hopkinson | 08/19/08
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I like Unusual Career Path
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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These are bad heuristics
alex.kashko@... | 08/22/08
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From Contract to Salaried
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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I met someone who hires like you do!
cmcurrie2@... | 08/22/08
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So true..
tuomo@... | 08/22/08
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Good for you!
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Wow! You would bin me quick....
Bill Ward | 08/22/08
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Oh no!
Calson | 08/22/08
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Experience
Golfloon | 08/26/08
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RE: Without experience in IT, you are going to have troubles...
pillert@... | 08/19/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
cabanossi | 08/19/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
kgbean | 08/19/08
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Had a headhunter once do that
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Embellishment isn't Lying
schmidtd@... | 08/19/08
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Embellishment could be Lying
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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Knowing less than you think: my usual reply
alex.kashko@... | 08/22/08
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Somewhat Clintonese
MavMin2 | 08/22/08
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Agree but...
schmidtd@... | 08/22/08
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I Don't Blame IT Pros for Embellishing or Even Lying on Their Resumes!
Arsynic | 08/19/08
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Embellishing Resumes
jp.pierce@... | 08/19/08
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agreed
roxroe@... | 08/22/08
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I would have to fire you.
JamesRL | 08/19/08
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Remind me..
tuomo@... | 08/19/08
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Keep it simple
JamesRL | 08/19/08
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1 page
techie.brandon | 08/20/08
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You're The Exception to the Rule
Arsynic | 08/20/08
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Well I have worked for a number of companies...
JamesRL | 08/20/08
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Some really funny responses here...
zeshu@... | 08/22/08
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And I would have to fire you too
JamesRL | 08/22/08
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If I move to Canada can I work for you?
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Hitting the Mark
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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I Agree - But a Good Resume is Tailored to its Audience
Danny_Graham@... | 08/22/08
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Resume's job: Get the interview
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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Croc & Bull from - HR?
hedtke1@... | 09/12/08
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I have seen this sort of ad too
alex.kashko@... | 08/22/08
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Qualified Requirements for IT Jobs Have Gotten Overblown!
ldenny@... | 08/22/08
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How right you are!
deweytheleftie | 08/22/08
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Right about that!
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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If we were honest about lying
Tony Hopkinson | 08/19/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
vandoorninck@... | 08/19/08
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10 percent confessed to lying about an academic degree
dcavanaugh | 08/19/08
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Laura Callahan resigned for diploma mill degree
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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She should have been jailed and forced to pay back wages.
Marty R. Milette | 08/22/08
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She was one of thousands
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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would a male who lied like that have been publicized?
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Yes; in fact it happened and it WAS publicized
dcavanaugh | 08/26/08
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Gates, Dell, Jobs
a.southern@... | 08/28/08
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You mean a Male TV Personality?
a.southern@... | 08/27/08
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In a different field
alex.kashko@... | 08/22/08
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Doctors Exagerated
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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UK, huh? National Health? Med students doing MD jobs unsupervised?
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
florida_kes@... | 08/20/08
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I'd be interested in seeing...
NotSoChiGuy | 08/20/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
kretsch@... | 08/22/08
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It is weird..
tuomo@... | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
f_joker | 08/22/08
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The Hiring is More Responsible
prosenjit11@... | 08/22/08
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What means "lies"?
dragosb | 08/22/08
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Always tell the truth
paul@... | 08/22/08
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r u insane?
zeshu@... | 08/22/08
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I would n't mind winning the lottery either
Tony Hopkinson | 08/23/08
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Incidents vs. Incidences
rhkramer@... | 08/22/08
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Incident or accident
todd.stockslager@... | 08/22/08
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What are some lies you've uncovered?
ChrisTheta | 08/22/08
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Two Year Engineering Degree from Boston College
eclypse | 08/22/08
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Bin Boston University
GreenPirogue | 08/22/08
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Might have had a PhD!!!!
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Ultimate Interview question
kyle@... | 08/22/08
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Active Directory Roles
BFilmFan | 08/22/08
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FEH
bratwizard@... | 08/22/08
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Liars invent jobs in company you founded . . .
tschoenr | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
petrosianii@... | 08/22/08
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The Truth?! You can't handle the truth!
dbecker@... | 08/22/08
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That's a real problem, the truth
tuomo@... | 09/08/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
shepherd@... | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
ragglestein@... | 08/22/08
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then there are starving headhunters...
rdrainer@... | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
borkanserbian@... | 08/22/08
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Liars and losers
BrainiacVI | 08/22/08
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My all time favourite was when I got beaten to a job
Tony Hopkinson | 08/23/08
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Qualifying interview questions.
BrainiacVI | 08/23/08
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Outsourced Replacements are Terrible
reisen55@... | 08/24/08
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I HAVE NEVER LIED ON MY RESUME
topherius | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
scarville@... | 08/22/08
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What?
svasani@... | 08/22/08
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Why are all the buzzwords pumped in?
BrainiacVI | 08/23/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
davec@... | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
hamidgul@... | 08/22/08
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How about a story about how much EMPLOYERS LIE???
thewesleyhouse@... | 08/22/08
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Agreed!
bamyclouse@... | 08/23/08
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Only a result of current marketing practices
lj011@... | 08/22/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
celtic0123@... | 08/22/08
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Calling foul on the wording here!
brian@... | 08/23/08
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To thine own self
santeewelding | 08/23/08
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boxfiddler | 08/23/08
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Sorry
brian@... | 08/23/08
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Nope
santeewelding | 08/23/08
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How about an Indian Resume?
reisen55@... | 08/24/08
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And why not?
a.southern@... | 08/26/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
pirate? | 08/25/08
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A desired typing speed of 50wpm...
drl.techrepub@... | 08/26/08
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Wha...? Type? How quaint!
bratwizard@... | 08/26/08
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Type? What about drag and drop?
rdrainer@... | 08/26/08
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Role of HR Should Be....
NotSoChiGuy | 08/26/08
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Misplaced focus.
rdtraversi | 08/26/08
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New IT manager for training organization.
rahn@... | 08/27/08
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RE: Who lies more on resumes?
jtwylie@... | 04/24/09
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