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Corporate policies: The best and the worst

Liz Ryan, in her column for BusinessWeek, keeps a list of the best and worst corporate policies that she has encountered while being a consultant. This month, she added referral bonus programs to her list of Best Corporate Policies and anti-moonlighting policies to her list of Worst Corporate Policies.

We've all seen some bad policies in action — like ultra-strict dress codes — and some policies, like non-competes, that could be construed as bad. I've encountered policies so obscure and random that they read like some of those old state laws that have been on the books for decades. Take, for example, this one from my beloved home state: It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is a) escorted by at least two police officers, b) armed with a club, or c) lighter than 90 pounds or more than 200 pounds. Makes you wonder what the precedent for THAT one was.

One company I worked for boasted a casual dress policy until some woman stepped over the line and wore a top that bared her shoulders. Not quite a tube top, but frighteningly close enough. I am serious. At that point, the policy had to get much more specific, and much more weird.

Let's have some fun here. What is the worst corporate policy you've ever been exposed to?

Toni BowersToni Bowers is the Head Blogs Editor of TechRepublic. She has been in the publishing industry for 20 years, with concentration in IT-related topics. She has edited newsletters, books, and web sites pertaining to software, IT career, and IT management issues.

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A policy fit for school children- Labrat636 | 04/23/07
Was this nonsense implemented by HR or a corporate executive? Why Me Worry? | 04/23/07
Actually, the President/CEO is behind it 100% Labrat636 | 04/24/07
Management misunderstanding of their workforce jtakiwi | 04/26/07
Since when are policies evil? fractalzoom | 04/26/07
Since when are policies evil? michaellashinsky@... | 04/26/07
Since when are policies evil? AllenTech | 04/26/07
Policy is required TiggerTwo | 04/28/07
Having to explictly spell out "No flip-flops or beach attire" in dress code Why Me Worry? | 04/23/07
And then there's Casual Friday... OnTheRopes | 04/24/07
That photo is exactly what I mean...uggghhh! Why Me Worry? | 04/24/07
Amazing what you can do with Photoshop kferraro@... | 04/26/07
Why in the world did you HAVE to share that??? w2ktechman | 04/26/07
Some Times Sharing is a Bad Thing jdventer | 04/26/07
... OnTheRopes | 04/26/07
Not sure that pic is real CoeMah2 | 12/13/07
RE Not sure that pic is real T.wizzard | 12/13/07
Because I can't put a stop to what I don't know is real!! CoeMah2 | 12/14/07
Boy! what a Western Bias! Colonial_Boy | 03/03/08
LOL - Our Director of Ops always wears flip-flops Labrat636 | 04/24/07
What? No bath robe and fuzzy slippers? Why Me Worry? | 04/25/07
Actually, there is a girl in telesales that wears pink fuzzy slippers! Labrat636 | 04/30/07
They call these things shoes CoeMah2 | 12/13/07
Fuzzy slippers OK, crocs no nkozi | 12/13/07
God I hate Crocs jmgarvin | 12/13/07
Dress 1 level above where you want to be... christineeve@... | 03/03/08
Our Clothing Reflects Our Attitude? glenners | 04/26/07
Yeah, casual can be interpreted differently w2ktechman | 04/26/07
Have to disagree Fimbulwinter | 04/26/07
Clothes maketh the human? hmeister@... | 04/26/07
Too Casual Defined: jdventer | 04/26/07
Suits don't always = success or professionalism kpjud | 06/18/07
Neck ties Ozzylogic | 12/13/07
Ties beechC23 | 12/13/07
Neckties for IT, No!! trimac06@... | 12/13/07
Shirt And Tie Rebuttal SkatingZebra | 12/13/07
A tie? nkozi | 12/13/07
That also depends on the work you do and where? Photogenic Memory | 12/13/07
Oh barf jmgarvin | 12/13/07
Depends on self as well Womble | 12/13/07
Me too Tony Hopkinson | 12/13/07
I don't pay much attention $dunk$ | 12/14/07
Absolutely right! Toni BowersTechrepublic Moderator | 04/25/07
Common sense is not so common among morons Why Me Worry? | 04/25/07
"Common sense is not so common" Ollie J | 04/26/07
Reno 911 GSG | 04/26/07
Bosses Daughter in a Bikini coolrobc | 04/26/07
I bet all the office pedophiles and pervs were happy that day Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Now they have w2ktechman | 04/26/07
Kids and such MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
Bring your kids to work day dspeacock | 04/27/07
I blame the parents Dark_syde_admin | 06/18/07
Incentive Ozzylogic | 12/13/07
depends on where you live... sbmknight | 04/26/07
instead of dress down friday... michaellashinsky@... | 04/26/07
Dress code CoeMah2 | 12/13/07
Oh I could go on chapter and verse on this Tony Hopkinson | 04/23/07
Management Quotes $dunk$ | 04/24/07
Reorg Ad Infinitum! john@... | 04/26/07
I guess the IS director found your comment to be sarcastic Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
non-stop reorgs MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
re-org-its = ... Locrian_Lyric | 06/18/07
Rewards? What rewards? alex.a@... | 01/03/08
You Bet! Jayanth | 04/26/07
It's a sign of things to come mstarly | 04/26/07
Micro Management AshishS | 04/23/07
Re: Micro Management somu0312@... | 04/24/07
Write a help desk ticket for writing a help desk ticket johnveal@... | 04/26/07
hahahaha... mailjen@... | 04/26/07
possible infinite recursion... Locrian_Lyric | 06/18/07
Listen to this one blu97ram | 04/26/07
Ticket the Ticket GSG | 04/26/07
Another one like that s_chitnis@... | 04/26/07
Another Reason TheGooch1 | 04/27/07
What about this reason? Why Me Worry? | 04/27/07
Current place has a no eating at your desk policy. sjohnson175@... | 04/26/07
Similar story. Inkling | 05/10/07
Listen to this deal tom.marsh@... | 03/03/08
Wow TheGooch1 | 01/04/08
More Micro-management rondadams@... | 03/03/08
Policies, Policies, Policies jpb@... | 04/24/07
Only One BCPConsultant@... | 04/26/07
Quite Ridiculous mailjen@... | 04/26/07
Deep Thoughts buttemontana@... | 04/26/07
Sick leave policy jtakiwi | 04/26/07
I know someone in a similar situation w2ktechman | 04/26/07
Recent Policies at **** Koerper | 04/26/07
Policies, unwritten laws, Dilbert gwcarter@... | 04/26/07
No Pets, or Plants ! Brent Stevenson | 04/26/07
Company Madness MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
The worst office policy... hmmmmm e.sepulchre@... | 04/30/07
We have the reverse of this maecuff | 05/09/07
For every childish policy... Locrian_Lyric | 06/18/07
Point systems CoeMah2 | 12/13/07
How about these attempts... Sigman | 12/13/07
Ringing Bell--Pavlov's dogs? christineeve@... | 03/03/08
anti-moonlighting clauses Navy Moose | 04/24/07
No, it's a good policy Palmetto | 04/24/07
Bad policy gone good. carlheydman_jr@... | 04/24/07
To which he'll respond clifford007 | 04/26/07
Make them pay Colin.james@... | 04/26/07
I don't have a problem with people asking clifford007 | 04/27/07
My boss did pay! CoeMah2 | 12/13/07
Not seeing the forest for the trees! elliott613@... | 04/24/07
Sam Here...To a Point AstroCreep | 04/26/07
Billed for phone calls rdalton@... | 04/26/07
I remember doing that... MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
More Nonsense... HurryHarry | 04/25/07
Security? jimmac3@... | 04/26/07
Better to trust the employees.... michaellashinsky@... | 04/26/07
The wearing of "skirts" and other things. tony@... | 04/26/07
a lovely bunch of coconuts... dr.phil | 04/26/07
Technology costs money! fractalzoom | 04/27/07
Technology Gurus MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
well, on the other hand... dr.phil | 04/30/07
adios vermin rykerabel@... | 04/30/07
Mutual Animosity fractalzoom | 04/30/07
well DUH...hello? dr.phil | 04/30/07
Staff turnover nkozi | 12/13/07
No microwave popcorn rondadams@... | 03/03/08
Military BS - how do you like these policies? karen.bourgeois@... | 12/13/07
Baghdad 2004, Basement of Republican Palace jay.clark@... | 04/26/07
LMAO! And mortars landing around you would only leave a scratch? Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Scrounging for paper clips plstroud@... | 04/26/07
How about crappy office supplies because people lose pens and staplers? Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Call Center or Bio Hazard? RadicalYellowDuck | 04/26/07
I have 2 for you guys shin0bi272@... | 04/26/07
Huh? Did he expect you to pull a scanner out of your arse? Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
The Pointy Haired Boss michael.tindall@... | 04/26/07
That's exactly what he expected. Quani | 04/28/07
Security and Passwords john.herman@... | 04/26/07
Passwords, Passwords, Passwords and more Passwords American-Tech | 04/26/07
Passwords, Passwords, Passwords and more Passwords michaellashinsky@... | 04/26/07
I am constantly amazed... boxfiddler | 04/26/07
almost exact same story here turnier | 04/26/07
Too Many Emails to monitor RadicalYellowDuck | 04/26/07
Hahaha AllenTech | 04/27/07
make complex passwords gchitkara@... | 04/26/07
Even better complex passwords IT cowgirl | 04/26/07
I like to use hymn tunes deliberately misspelled alex.a@... | 01/03/08
Difficult to guess: Dr Dij | 04/30/07
Keyboard password trick SlappyMcnasty | 05/09/07
Password rules - maybe a trick ya did not know too_old | 12/16/07
Management is exempt alex.a@... | 01/03/08
'Point System' AstroCreep | 04/26/07
any system don@... | 04/26/07
Time clocks - PC based rdalton@... | 04/26/07
on time... michaellashinsky@... | 04/26/07
That's an absolute fact clifford007 | 04/26/07
Sounds like a bunch of Nazis came up with this policy Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
One well placed... john@... | 04/26/07
Not taking breaks SAPbrick | 04/26/07
I've seen consulting gigs where they force you to take 1hr lunch break Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Contracts dspeacock | 04/26/07
Oh..I tell them upfront. I will only travel if they prepay for everything. Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
I Enjoy NOW LEFT TR | 05/08/07
I get repeat business because I get the job done and take no crap Why Me Worry? | 05/08/07
3rd world cockroaches who can't put two words together (???!!!) NOW LEFT TR | 05/09/07
well hello there, Pot... clifford007 | 05/09/07
clifford007 - POT??? NOW LEFT TR | 05/10/07
As in the Pot calling the Kettle black clifford007 | 05/10/07
perceived racism??? NOW LEFT TR | 05/11/07
I agree dr.phil | 05/09/07
Thanks. At least someone who knows what I am talking about. Why Me Worry? | 05/09/07
Me Too TheGooch1 | 05/10/07
late again (was point system) MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
Security gone overboard dokai | 04/26/07
Personal Crap porterbyte | 04/26/07
And no grass thongs? :) bvolpone@... | 04/26/07
What color are your push pins? ismith@... | 04/26/07
And this company was in NYC? I'm a NY resident and never seen this before. Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Not in NYC ismith@... | 04/26/07
Sweatshop mentality in corporate environments Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Personal Email mvinquist@... | 04/26/07
Don't tell me, it was a financial firm or a law firm Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Fired Him? gerberb58@... | 05/09/07
You Set Me Str8 RTSS | 04/26/07
Restricted djj55 | 04/26/07
forced vacation thanks to the embezzler sbmknight | 04/26/07
Forced vacations can be a good thing. fsinger@... | 04/30/07
Les Vacances: Jerome Kerviel xwarzbek@... | 03/03/08
I have only one comment: DILBERT! rbull11 | 04/26/07
I once heard a logical, but evil reason behind that tony.moir@... | 04/26/07
IBM-GS vs. Lotus CCMail R3D | 04/26/07
No microwave popcorn rbarker@... | 04/26/07
This has been my secret desire! fractalzoom | 04/26/07
Forget popcorn. Ban smelly fish, foods with onions, and especially curry! Why Me Worry? | 04/26/07
Be careful who you complain to about it andrewb@... | 04/27/07
Discrimination my arse! How about lodging a complaint against them for Why Me Worry? | 04/27/07
This is what drives "stupid" policies andrewb@... | 04/27/07
Racist!!! NOW LEFT TR | 05/11/07
and once again clifford007 | 05/11/07
Everyone else can see it NOW LEFT TR | 05/12/07
You should have gone to your boss rather than made a comment clifford007 | 05/10/07
No microwave popcorn - a GREAT policy MadDogDBA | 04/27/07
About as loose as a dress code can get rbull11 | 04/26/07
Timekeeping rbull11 | 04/26/07
Exemptions dean.owen | 04/27/07
You Want Vacation When??? Tell It Like I See It | 12/13/07
RE: Corporate policies: The best and the worst beechC23 | 12/13/07
Good Corporate Policy SkatingZebra | 12/13/07
Scheduled restroom breaks adrian@... | 12/13/07
Idiotic Layoff policy raybailey | 12/13/07
Re: Idiotic Layoff policy tuomo@... | 03/03/08
Bring Dog to Work Day raybailey | 12/13/07
Please tell me where this eccentric company that allows dogs is! lisa_busto@... | 03/03/08
The WORST Corp Policy ; Outsourcing reisen55@... | 03/03/08
When... Ed Woychowsky | 03/03/08

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